Safe Sign

They don't get safer than this one...

You are not Dave Chappelle

so please shut up.

Barney loves you

That's why you need to kill him with an axe.

Fear!

The donut!

English to Gangsta Translator

Want to connect with your inner-city child without getting mugged? Give this translator a shot.

Wait! Don't really shoot it. Man, you take to this gangsta stuff fast!

It's just a movie, people...

No, really. Star Wars is just a movie. Really. Please stop referring to it as a secret history. It's not winning you any friends.

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Robot Frank, an inspiration to all

"Once upon a time there lived a robot named Frank. Frank was not a nice robot. In fact, many people who knew him well would often say they wish they had not."

His story...