Hey punk

What the heck are you laughing at?

Brothers!

Free thyselves!

A heartwrenching story

of loss and spittle.

Crouching Tiger, Naughty Monkey

Ever slapped a tiger? It looks kind of fun, actually.

For anyone who has ever impaled a garden gnome

This one's for you.

One mountain...

...two idiots.

Yes officer,

I admit that I was breaking the law. But it's a dumb law!

That guy with the phone on the train

does not want you to get any smart ideas from this.

So I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack!

Yeah, so I was out for about a week. I should have left a message notifying people I'd be away, but I didn't think of it. It won't happen again - next time I'll try to find someone to post the updates while I'm gone (I keep a bunch in reserve). But to make it up to you guys, today is a double bonus day - enjoy all the links!

If you like black licorice,

then don't click on this link.

Fly-powered airplanes

It's creepy in a way you've never even imagined!

Baby Power!

In the "human battery" sense.

gothicauctions.com

Where all the cool goths trade beanie babies.

Continuing the Goth theme...

...some poor kid must be really messed up.

Back to the future

that we expected in 1950!

Na + H20 =

good clean explosive fun

Smack that Pinata!

Sure, it's a short clip. But that means you can play it again and again!

It could be worse

You could be a pygmy shrew.

Send it by mail!

What do you think they'd charge for Shipping and Handling?

Iowa State University's Tasty Insect Recipes

And you thought your school's cafe was bad.

In case you haven't noticed

I'm trying for 4 links a day. We're getting more hits every day (tell your friends, if you have any) but still I only get trickles of feedback. Please let me know what you guys love and what you hate, so I can keep the quality up to par.

Adopt-a-Skunk

We all know that there are some sick sick people out there. Some of them, apparently, also have no sense of smell.

Take that scribble off the fridge...

...and put it in the trash, says the world's most honest art critic.

Geeky with a captial 'G'

This site is named judageeks - how could I possibly turn down an animated recreation of the original Star Wars movie using only ASCII characters?

World's Coolest Snow Globe

It's oddly fascinating, and yes, you can wake the old man up, but I was having way more fun tripping the guy on skates.

Today's great idea...

Let's drop a mayonnaise-filled pumpkin off an eight story building! Oh, and film it.

Her Eyes, They Watch!

To be honest, I thought this sounded dumb. And it is dumb. And corny. And incredibly cool in a really creepy way.

For Sale By Mental Patient

Finally, an online store weirder than eBay.

He knows when you've been naughty

and frankly, he approves.

And the prize for most descriptive website name...

...goes to www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com.

Poke the bunny!

I'd recommend poking like 20 times or so. But you should probably have looked for the warning label first.

www.DumbWarnings.com

Warning... may induce laughter.

More Missionary Fun

Don't bother reading the site - it's not funny at all. It's just the title that will crack you up.

"Wendy's Stalker Techniques"

I really feel that this speaks for itself.

Tora Bora, we're on our way

The CIA couldn't catch him. Neither could the Marines. No, what we really need if we ever want to stop Osama Bin Laden is some guy with a Geocities account and, apparently, no sense of humor.

Cole Slaw Nation

Ever felt the need to turn into a cabbage? Don't worry - it's not permanent. We can turn you back.

Let's Mock the French!

Continuing the Google theme, let's see what our search engine friends have to say about "french military victories."